Smallville Season 5 Premiere, & Everwood

WOW! This was a great episode!!!! Here’s my recap on it:

The fortress of solitude… man did that opening scene remind me of Chris in the Fortress of Solitude, and that one guy who was younger Clark, before it went to Chris as adult Clark.

The new opening Credits, all I have to say is About damn time!

Lana seeing that massive spaceship thing. Two people com,ing out of it… who the hell is that??? That girl whoever she is would be PERFECT for Joss Whedon’s Wonder Woman coming out soon.

Ok these people have Clark’s powers… man that girl is perfect, PERFECT for wonder woman… I hope someone makes Joss see this ep…

They destroyed everything. Everybody.

Lois showing up at the Kent farm… the house is destroyed… Jonathan looking for Martha. They cant find her… where is she…

Oh man… talk about hurt… where is Jason…

Lex don’t look happy… and he finds her phone… Lex finds the chamber.
And the key… and those 2 people find Lex.

Man she is perfect for Wonder Woman!

They threw Lex like a rag doll, and ran right in front of him. He has to get it now.

Chloe IS AT THE FORTRESS!!!!! THAT WAS UNEXPECTED! Clark starting to learn more about Krypton, that is cool! Chloe walking into the fortress now… I am so glad she knows. I couldn’t stand that damn cat and mouse game her and Clark were playing.

She see’s Clark in the warp thing, and starts to freeze, that was cool.

Clark see’s Chloe. Jor-El doesn’t want him to save her. I don’t like how they made Jor-El a jerk… he wasn’t like that in the movies.

She tells him he should go into speed mode lol, and Clark gets that she knows.

Lana telling Clark about the spaceship.

Chloe and Clark at the hospital. Lame excuses lol she told him… heh. She tells him she will never ever tell.

Clark finally tells her he isn’t a freak of Smallville, but an alien.Sh calls him a Super Hero!

Then he see’s his house on the news.

Now we see Lana at the Mansion, on a couch.Lionel is carving onto the floor… he’s gone crazy…

The deciples of Zod… ok we got a name for them now. He says They’re home is their only poison, then see’s the Kryptonite.

Martha is in the hospital, and Jonathan is crying, and smiling when she wakes up. She asks for Clark… Lois comes in making jokes. Then an explosion. Jonathan see’s the Zod people.

They tell Jonathan where is Kal-El. They know he knows, and toss him, then Lois talks shit, and they pick her up, then Lana says he is at the Mansion.

Clark gets hope and see’s everything tore up. Lex shows up. He talks about Chloe, and Lex says maybe someone helped her out. Lex tells him what he saw in the cave, and that he saw Clark standing there.

Lex asks him to be straight with him for once. If he’s his friend, to tell him the truth… Clark says he wasnt in the cave… there is the first of many steps to their ending friendship… damn it.

Clark gets to the hospital, and Lois tells him about the Zod people. Tells him they wanted a Kal-El.

We see Lana take them and trick them, and they are ready to kill her, and they toss her. Clark shows up.

They meet. They want him to join them, and rule.

They open up some time warp thing, and they try and lock him in it. They turn their backs, and he throws her and him in it. YES!! Those idiots!!!! Thought they could take him out! And turn their backs on him. He goes to Lana instead of back to Jor-El… like hs is suppose to, before the sunsets. He should have just ran her to the hospital, and gone back to Jor-El… now there will be more chaos… like always.

Jonathan and Marth go back, and see the house, but Jonathan says their family is ok. That’s what matters.

He tells them his abilities are gone. Jor-El took them.

Jonathan cant believe Jor-El gave up on him, and Clark says if saving them cost him his powers, then thats fine. Its time to rebuild. We then see a close up on Jonathan, he’s worried.

Then we go to Chloe, and Lex is there… she calls for Clark… Lex don’t believe her. Tells her he came to take her home…

Heh, Clark and Lois bicker lol. He thanks her for being there for his parents.

He takes flowers to Lana, who is reading the newspaper, with the paper reading, about Jason and his mom killed, and a note on it, “you owe me one… -L”

Clark talks to her about what she said in the barn.

Lana and Clark then kiss…

Lana then asks if he believes in life in other planets, he says yes, then she says what she saw, and that it was unbelievable. We then see Clark walk up to where the ship was, and its gone.

Then we see Luthorcorp… The ship is inside Luthorcorp. Its leaking black stuff… and black stuff turns into… BRAINIAC!! James Marsters…

Woah… the previews for upcoming weeks looks insane! Looks like Clark dies… and finally does it… which I hope not. He is suppose to stay a virgin til he looses it to Lois. They need to keep major things like that the same, not change things around, IMO.

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Ok Everwood wasn’t as good as I hoped. Very disapointed with Nina still staying with Jake… that annoying little punk. Also, I think after a episode like that of Smallville’s anything that followed wouldn’t do so good, cause no way it could beat that premiere.

Where Herold asks what happened between Nina and Andy, and Andy asks if eh really wants to know, and Herold replies with desperately LOL!

Nina tells him she’s going to Hawaii… and Andy asks her not too.

Nina is telling Edna and at the same time Andy is telling Herold.

Herold made this all funny lol. His comments.

Amy falling for a gay guy… can you say Will and Grace??? How many times are people going to use that damn storyline.

Bright completely hooked on Hannah. That’s funny. And Ironic.

Bright holding out on the apartment, hoping that Ephram will come home, and want to be his roomate. Poor Bright.

Rose telling Amy that she’s mad at her, for the way she’s been babying her, and that she hates that she gave up Princeton for her.

Ephram showing up at the airport, and Hannah calls him and asks what is he doing there lol. LOL, they are crazy. Hannah didn’t want him there.

OMG her hair is in braids, and she tells him not to say one word.

They start to get into the kiss Bright gave her before she left. And that maybe he don’t like her anymore, and she’s rammbling, and then Bright looks at her, and then tells her he missed her, and kisses her again.

He then asks her if she can read Ephram’s writing on a post card he has been asking everyone to figure out so he can get a hold of Ephram lol… poor Bright.

Bright tells Amy her friend is gay, the guy she likes, and she don’t believe it.

Now we see Edna, and Irv getting married (which they already where weren’t they? I remember she said they ‘got hitched,’ shortly after Herolds dad died.

Delia is sad at the wedding, then she see’s Ephram! He looks around and see’s Amy, and then his dad. The end…

Next Thursday looks funny lol.